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Post by Labbie » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:33 pm

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Shatnerquake
by Jeff Burk
William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner!


It’s Shatner VS Shatners!

It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!

No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson…that the real William Shatner doesn’t take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

It’s Shatnertastic!

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Post by Dark Angel » Fri May 01, 2009 3:11 am

Uhhhhh... :smt011 I hope it's self published...I really do...

Edit: Well I was nearly right...it might as well be self published...check out the publisher...

http://www.eraserheadpress.com/
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Post by Labbie » Fri May 01, 2009 3:48 am

Dark Angel wrote:Uhhhhh... :smt011 I hope it's self published...I really do...

Edit: Well I was nearly right...it might as well be self published...check out the publisher...

http://www.eraserheadpress.com/
We'll print it the same day you order it!!!
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Post by Dark Angel » Fri May 01, 2009 3:49 am

Labbie wrote:
Dark Angel wrote:Uhhhhh... :smt011 I hope it's self published...I really do...

Edit: Well I was nearly right...it might as well be self published...check out the publisher...

http://www.eraserheadpress.com/
We'll print it the same day you order it!!!
Warm up the Xerox machine people...
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Post by MzSnowleopard » Fri May 01, 2009 6:21 am

Print on Demand is actually becoming as acceptable a form of publishing as traditional printing. iUniverse is one of the leading publishers in this. Basically, where traditional publishing prints out a set number of 'first editions', PoD is holding off until some one purchases an order. So, when the shipment arrives the books literately are 'hot off the presses.'

It's proving a better way to sell books and has a higher percentage in number of 'new authors'. Some say it's easier to get published this way.

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